killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog

(via eternalvirgin)

unofficiallyjuni:


STOP

jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

(via awkwardvagina)

bowiepills:

David being an idiot  adorable [x]
bowiepills:

David being an idiot  adorable [x]
bowiepills:

David being an idiot  adorable [x]
bowiepills:

David being an idiot  adorable [x]
bowiepills:

David being an idiot  adorable [x]
bowiepills:

David being an idiot  adorable [x]
blackbruise:

pretty much blackbruise:

pretty much

wolvensnothere:

thepurposeofplaying:

alljustletters:

narcomanic:

narcomanic:

i’m pretty sure this twitter account is how sexting works in night vale

i mean really

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what is going on here

this is officially my new favourite thing

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thank you for sharing it with us

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SEXTS FROM THE VOID

(via marley-manson)

“@louisvirtel: I bet Tilda Swinton has said “Bitch stole my look” to a lightning bolt.”
— (via bestintwitter)

Jourdan Dunn photographed by Alasdair Mclellan for i-D Magazine

Jourdan Dunn photographed by Alasdair Mclellan for i-D Magazine

Jourdan Dunn photographed by Alasdair Mclellan for i-D Magazine

Jourdan Dunn photographed by Alasdair Mclellan for i-D Magazine

Jourdan Dunn photographed by Alasdair Mclellan for i-D Magazine

(via mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers)

suckonmynick:

Me walking by the bitch I hate

suckonmynick:

Me walking by the bitch I hate

(via joshpeck)

wordcubed:

stunningpicture:

I got high last night, and woke with this on my table

This is much more beautiful than whatever it was supposed to look like.

(via ledzeppelinhair)

“My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress.”
— Laverne Cox, speaking at the University of Kentucky  (via krispymeme)

(via ledzeppelinhair)

lifeisntwastedonus:

khl0ekardashian:

me on my way to steal your man

Damn Honey forget my man take me
lifeisntwastedonus:

khl0ekardashian:

me on my way to steal your man

Damn Honey forget my man take me

lifeisntwastedonus:

khl0ekardashian:

me on my way to steal your man

Damn Honey forget my man take me

(via trilska)

  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point